| | | 60th birthday quotes | Feel free to use these 60th birthday quotes on cards, in speeches, or toasts for a celebration of someone reaching the new "middle age" of sixty!
I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits."
If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead.
I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
- Anonymous
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
- Bennett Cerf
I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
- Phyllis Diller
After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents!
- Joe Dean
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
- Laurence J. Peter
Somehow a "student discount" morphed into a "senior discount" and you didn't see it coming.
- Ralph Miranda
The really frightening thing
about middle age is the knowledge
that you'll grow out of it.
- Doris Day
This one is great for a 60th birthday quote:
Looking 50 is great--if you're 60.
- Joan Rivers
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Getting old has its advantages. I can no longer read the bathroom scale.
- Brad Schreiber
Now you have some good quotes, so check out these fun 60th birthday gifts of retro candy!
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